The Room Keys

…A Well Traveled Band

Here's a bunch of room keys from various hotels that phoo walked off with…er…accidently managed to take home with him. Well, sometimes in the rush to get checked out and on the road to yet another hotel room, you kind of forget something as simple as turning in your room key.

Okay, so we didn't get the room deposit back. There were usually other reasons for that, so losing one little key seemed minor…or you're too hungover to remember these things…or puking…hello R2D2!


To be fair, one set of keys in one picture belongs to Sean and he swears that there's more of them around his house somewhere. Eh, they'll turn up one of these days. Phoo's the one with the suitcase full of them, though.

There's most likely a story to go along with each and every one of these keys, and not a dang one of the stories can be told in a public forum. If you ever see us, ask us about them. We might tell you…then again, we might just deny, deny, deny.

Let's see…10 pictures with 5 keys = 50 keys. 19 pictures with 6 keys = 114 keys. 114 + 50 = 164 keys total. 2.2 pounds are in a key. 16 ounces are in a pound. 28 grams are in an ounce. Therefore, there are slightly over 985 grams in a key (985.6, if you want to be picky 16 ounces to the pound, 28 grams to the ounce, 448 grams to the pound. 448 * 2.2 pounds in a key = 985.6). Wait, that's got nothing to do with "hotel" keys…nevermind.

There are no duplicate keys (or if there is a duplicate, it's from a different trip) but one key is not a key - look closely.

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